Thursday, August 17, 2006

No Hunny, You Look Great


"Am I fat?" Don't even start with me. I thought that dreadful lose-lose question was a part of history! "Do these jeans make my butt look big?" - "No hunny, your butt makes those pants look big". Why do women still insist on puting men in this ridiculus situation? And it isn't as though we can just say "I refuse to answer", because then you came up with "Geez, you don't even care about how i feel". Wow.

Look ladies, guys arent the only ones with eyes. You know just as well as us if something makes your butt look fat. This is me, making a request for all guys out there - DON'T ASK US THAT! Instead, try something like "aw, I'm fat", so that we can come back and tell you that you are not. This way, everyone wins. Your happy, we're happy, and the divorce rate drops 10 fold.

Moving right along. Ladies, if you are overweight, do something! don't complain, just get rid of the excess. There are tons and tons of ways to lose weight, so pick one! This is one more of those win-win situations. After you lose some weight, your happy, we're happy, and Jenny Craig is wealthy.

So lets review... No asking us if your fat.... No complaining if you ARE overweight (And if you are, chose from one of the million ways to lose weight)..... And have a happy relashionship! Look, most guys just want to have fun. We clearly don't like fighting, and girls shouldnt either, so lets get along, ad remember everything you read here today!